one might say we're banned from that church
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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