He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
