whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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