How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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