If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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