Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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