let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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