so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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