do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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