he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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