When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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