last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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