? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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