Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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