"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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