that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i need some magic done to my vagina
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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