god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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