she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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