Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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