Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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