I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Couch. On fire.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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