My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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