I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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