the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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