I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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