and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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