She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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