She's JV to your varsity
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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