How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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