So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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