Hey man sorry I got all grabby
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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