Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize