She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
only if we run a train.
done.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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