If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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