just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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