I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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