All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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