First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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