im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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