hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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