Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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