Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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