You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Randomize
