She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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