dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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