she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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