all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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