I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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