But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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