yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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