Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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